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Sometimes,just sometimes, ONTD is my crack.
1. First she made Nick Carter her arm accessory, and now Britney Spears. PARIS HILTON NEEDS TO STOP CONTAMINATING MY FANDOM. God, why is the celeb world so incestuous? Because now Paris, Britney and Lindsay are planning to take over the world with their stupidity and underwear-less crotches??? Brit Brit, I love you, but GET SOME HELP.
2. The trashiest couple EVER are divorcing after 3 months of matrimony. No, really? [/sarcasm]
3. Behind the scenes pictures of Heroes here. The picture of Leonard and Noah (aka DL and Micah) is so freaking adorable.
4. Want to see Britney's junior high essay on Antigone? No, really. To see Brit Brit's comments on Sophocles, see here.
5. How on earth did Westlife beat U2, Oasis and the fucking BEATLES on the UK album chart for this week?!?!?!
6. And now my main reason for this post.
CBS HAS CONFIRMED THE ALL-STAR SEASON, FINALLY.
And omg, did no one realise that BJ and Tyler (TAR9) were being sarcastic when "complaining" about not being chosen for the All-Star Edition?
TEAMS CONFIRMED RETURNING:
1. Charla and Mirna (TAR5) [NOOOOO.]
2. Rob and Amber (TAR7, various Survivor seasons) [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!]
3. Dave and Mary (coalminers from TAR10) [YAY!]
4. Colin and Christie (TAR5, aka MY OX IS BROKEN!) [Please to be blaming yet another animal for your sudden but inevitable demise!]
TEAMS CONFIRMED NOT RETURNING:
1. Jonathan and Victoria (TAR6, aka worst season ever after the Family Edition) [thank GOD.]
2. BJ and Tyler (TAR9)
3. Chip and Kim (TAR5 winners)
I also had more thoughts about Amazing Race Asia (or in my head, TARA), but this post is already too long. Let's just say that the casting directors managed to find Asian equivalents of some of the most memorable teams from all ten seasons. They found Indonesian brothers that look like Marshall and Lance (TAR5), with similar leg/knee problems! They found Indian model brothers that look and act like Brian and Greg (TAR7)! They have really a really annoying model girl team that use their feminine wiles to get into the first class lounge! Allan Wu, however, is no Phil Keoghan. Fake-o American accent + Singaporean intonations = FAIL. And I'm still doubting the decision to let Melody Chen (Singaporean media celeb) participate in this, but the Singaporean team have been fairly competent now for the three episodes that have aired.
1. First she made Nick Carter her arm accessory, and now Britney Spears. PARIS HILTON NEEDS TO STOP CONTAMINATING MY FANDOM. God, why is the celeb world so incestuous? Because now Paris, Britney and Lindsay are planning to take over the world with their stupidity and underwear-less crotches??? Brit Brit, I love you, but GET SOME HELP.
2. The trashiest couple EVER are divorcing after 3 months of matrimony. No, really? [/sarcasm]
3. Behind the scenes pictures of Heroes here. The picture of Leonard and Noah (aka DL and Micah) is so freaking adorable.
4. Want to see Britney's junior high essay on Antigone? No, really. To see Brit Brit's comments on Sophocles, see here.
5. How on earth did Westlife beat U2, Oasis and the fucking BEATLES on the UK album chart for this week?!?!?!
6. And now my main reason for this post.
CBS HAS CONFIRMED THE ALL-STAR SEASON, FINALLY.
And omg, did no one realise that BJ and Tyler (TAR9) were being sarcastic when "complaining" about not being chosen for the All-Star Edition?
TEAMS CONFIRMED RETURNING:
1. Charla and Mirna (TAR5) [NOOOOO.]
2. Rob and Amber (TAR7, various Survivor seasons) [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!]
3. Dave and Mary (coalminers from TAR10) [YAY!]
4. Colin and Christie (TAR5, aka MY OX IS BROKEN!) [Please to be blaming yet another animal for your sudden but inevitable demise!]
TEAMS CONFIRMED NOT RETURNING:
1. Jonathan and Victoria (TAR6, aka worst season ever after the Family Edition) [thank GOD.]
2. BJ and Tyler (TAR9)
3. Chip and Kim (TAR5 winners)
I also had more thoughts about Amazing Race Asia (or in my head, TARA), but this post is already too long. Let's just say that the casting directors managed to find Asian equivalents of some of the most memorable teams from all ten seasons. They found Indonesian brothers that look like Marshall and Lance (TAR5), with similar leg/knee problems! They found Indian model brothers that look and act like Brian and Greg (TAR7)! They have really a really annoying model girl team that use their feminine wiles to get into the first class lounge! Allan Wu, however, is no Phil Keoghan. Fake-o American accent + Singaporean intonations = FAIL. And I'm still doubting the decision to let Melody Chen (Singaporean media celeb) participate in this, but the Singaporean team have been fairly competent now for the three episodes that have aired.