something different
Might finish that other one some other time, we'll see.
Oxford street in Rochester NY, a nice quiet community, first floor of a house was my dwelling, really sweet layout. It was summer, it didn't get very hot that summer which I was glad for, there was always a breeze blowing in from the lake, they call it "Lake effect". One morning I went out my back door to the jeep and was off to work when I happened to look down and on the ground outside my back door were about four condoms out of the wrappers and just lying around in the general vacinity. They looked to be used, but having lived in Rochester a few months I wasn't used to that sight! I didn't really think much about it, I was just hoping people weren't having sex while looking in my window at night, actaully if they had it could only hurt their chances. The following night I was watching tv as usual when I heard a thump on the window facing my me, looked outside didn't see anything, about ten minutes later I heard it again, this time I turned the lights off and began my stakeout. About 7 - 8 minutes later a women appeared on the fire escape in the apartment next to mine, she looked about 30- 35 ish, like a mother that had given birth to about two kids and tried to take care of herself but couldn't get it all off. What shocked me most was that fact that she was naked. Bearing it all in the Rochester night, naked as a jaybird. I watched her for about ten seconds and then she let something fly out of her hands in the general direction of my house. WHat the fuck I was thinking, this bird is cookoo. Then she went back inside, not one to back away from a naked judy I stayed my position at the window, ducking behind a plant that was almost at the gates. Then she appeared again, naked and this time I noticed what she was throwing... A condom! and it would appear to be filled with water! This continued that night until promptly 11:00pm and she retired for the night, I had counted in all she threw six condoms at my house. That night I went to bed and made sure all the doors and windows were locked, for if she had the nerve to throw a water filled condom at my house what would stop her from say sticking a giant strap on in my mouth and choking me as I slept. Imagine the headlines in the paper the next day, actually I don't want to imagine that. Anyway this went on for the next two weeks, every other night she would do the same routine, as you can see I had no life in Rochester that I had time to sit by my window every night waiting for her, it became sort of a show for me, I had actually thought about inviting people over to watch, but was afraid she would either notice and stop, or demand some sort of fee for her talent. THen all of a sudden it stopped, no women on the fire escape, no condoms, no SHOW! I was devasted, what happened to her, did she run out of money, did they shut her water off, maybe she had Tommy John surgery and couldn't throw anymore, or maybe she started taking her medication again and was no longer the wacky naked neighbor that threw condoms at my house. The rest of the summer after that was boring. But since that day everytime I look at an apartment to rent(and in the past years I have rented a few) I always ask the realtor the distance of the apartment next to mine... maybe someday she'll return, God I hope not!
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Oxford street in Rochester NY, a nice quiet community, first floor of a house was my dwelling, really sweet layout. It was summer, it didn't get very hot that summer which I was glad for, there was always a breeze blowing in from the lake, they call it "Lake effect". One morning I went out my back door to the jeep and was off to work when I happened to look down and on the ground outside my back door were about four condoms out of the wrappers and just lying around in the general vacinity. They looked to be used, but having lived in Rochester a few months I wasn't used to that sight! I didn't really think much about it, I was just hoping people weren't having sex while looking in my window at night, actaully if they had it could only hurt their chances. The following night I was watching tv as usual when I heard a thump on the window facing my me, looked outside didn't see anything, about ten minutes later I heard it again, this time I turned the lights off and began my stakeout. About 7 - 8 minutes later a women appeared on the fire escape in the apartment next to mine, she looked about 30- 35 ish, like a mother that had given birth to about two kids and tried to take care of herself but couldn't get it all off. What shocked me most was that fact that she was naked. Bearing it all in the Rochester night, naked as a jaybird. I watched her for about ten seconds and then she let something fly out of her hands in the general direction of my house. WHat the fuck I was thinking, this bird is cookoo. Then she went back inside, not one to back away from a naked judy I stayed my position at the window, ducking behind a plant that was almost at the gates. Then she appeared again, naked and this time I noticed what she was throwing... A condom! and it would appear to be filled with water! This continued that night until promptly 11:00pm and she retired for the night, I had counted in all she threw six condoms at my house. That night I went to bed and made sure all the doors and windows were locked, for if she had the nerve to throw a water filled condom at my house what would stop her from say sticking a giant strap on in my mouth and choking me as I slept. Imagine the headlines in the paper the next day, actually I don't want to imagine that. Anyway this went on for the next two weeks, every other night she would do the same routine, as you can see I had no life in Rochester that I had time to sit by my window every night waiting for her, it became sort of a show for me, I had actually thought about inviting people over to watch, but was afraid she would either notice and stop, or demand some sort of fee for her talent. THen all of a sudden it stopped, no women on the fire escape, no condoms, no SHOW! I was devasted, what happened to her, did she run out of money, did they shut her water off, maybe she had Tommy John surgery and couldn't throw anymore, or maybe she started taking her medication again and was no longer the wacky naked neighbor that threw condoms at my house. The rest of the summer after that was boring. But since that day everytime I look at an apartment to rent(and in the past years I have rented a few) I always ask the realtor the distance of the apartment next to mine... maybe someday she'll return, God I hope not!
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