OMG this is so weird

Dec 20, 2011 22:54


7 years ago

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Little Alexandria was sound asleep. She had had a full day of school, friends, .......and fighting pirates. Yep, pirates.

It all started as she was sitting outside, playing copycat with her best friend, Rogor. First, she used her gods given powers to move a small lake behind her house in amazing shapes, swirls and battle positions that she had learned in class that day. Rogor tried to repeat the movement. He was a water mover, one of the four different powers a person was born with. Another was fire-starter, rock-pounder, and breezer. You also could be a plantee, but that was still connected to the earth.

Rogor was not very good, so he practiced with his neighbor, Alexandria Marvenus, every day. She was a very special girl. The daughter of Colonel Dagger Marr, the highest war lord in all of the Province. He even went to meetings at the Hall of Warriors in the whole land’s capitol, Hectine. He was the only undefeated in the entire Glimore, which Province was part of. Alexandria’s mother wasn’t a nobody either. Shenia Venus, the Head of Pretty Potions, a company that sold special creams and sprays that could de-age and de-mark any living surface. It was also rumored that the Maiden goddess blessed her beauty in the cradle, and she was considered the most gorgeous woman in Province.

Now this made Alexandria famous just by existing. But she, in addition to her stellar bloodlines, was a bit of both of her parents. She was the only living person in Glimore that could move all the elements. Unseen for thousands of years, some believed that she would bring an end to all the warring Glimore. Others thought she would bring the end of the world. But Alexandria only wanted to be a good warrior. Unless a woman had some extraordinary ability, women couldn’t fight. So Alexandria wanted to be the best. Make her daddy proud of her. So she practiced with the boy who lived next to her.

They were playing their little game, when Alex heard an awful, bloodcurdling scream.

“Momma!” yelled Alexandria. Rogor struggled to kepp up as Alex darted off to her house, and ran through the back door. Her mother struggled as a large man held a knife to her throat.

Where’s the silver, lady?” the ruffian growled, wafting alcohol-scent on Shenia. “I ain’t got all day”

Shenia sent him a look meant to kill and spat on his shoes. Well, as best as she could with his beefy hand gripping a knife to her neck.

Alexandria was absolutely horrified. “Get off my momma!” she wailed. She thought to her fire-energy Get him, but don’t hurt Momma. The fire complied. The pirate started feeling a bit too warm on the inside, until it peaked and he could no longer hold himself upright due to pain.

“Gah! Witch-child!” he spat through his teeth. His labored breath sped up, until his heart actually exploded from overheation. He fell to the floor, and with his dying breath muttered something unintelligible. The pirate was dead.

Yup this sucked. I was doing some browsing around my harddrive and found this, and decided wht the hell. I wrote this peice of crap. I surprise even myself with its pure suckiness.
Fair winds!
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