Drivers Ed 101 w/ Professor Valerie Skrdlant
Okay people are fuckin re-tar-ded...in that I mean that dumb fucks need to learn how to fuckin drive...
lemme tell ya a little story about a dumbfuck that needed to learn how to drive.
So I was drivin along down good old SW 9th street and I see some construction on the left side of me. I say oh..."look there's some construction, better move over a little to the right"...where is this going kids you ask? well the fun doesn't stop there. I see some cars approaching to the left of me going northbound minding their own. and then all the sudden a big ass blue piece o she-et truck of a women, I mean both the truck and the women come around the construction mobile and the workers and take up practically half my goddamn lane, so naturally my instinct is to honk. so I did...HONK...HONK like that you hear that.. yeah that's my korean ass HONK'ing. so this lady gives me a good verbal lashing thru her window...[likethat'somekindathreat]...and I shake my fist or do something equally damaging. okay basically the moral of the story is that:
when you as a driver have some type of obstruction on yer side of the road that's the mutherfuckin hint to either a) YIELD TO TRAFFIC APPROACHING or B)slooooow the fuck down to a MUTHERFUCKIN SPEED THAT WON'T a)kill people or b) CRASH my muthafuckin car...
also when at a four way stop it's those that are on the RIGHT of you or are going straight that have the right of way.
in the end if you can't drive right get you shitty ghetto ass off da muthafucken ROAD!!!!!
it ain't that hard be-otch!!!
lemme tell ya a little story about a dumbfuck that needed to learn how to drive.
So I was drivin along down good old SW 9th street and I see some construction on the left side of me. I say oh..."look there's some construction, better move over a little to the right"...where is this going kids you ask? well the fun doesn't stop there. I see some cars approaching to the left of me going northbound minding their own. and then all the sudden a big ass blue piece o she-et truck of a women, I mean both the truck and the women come around the construction mobile and the workers and take up practically half my goddamn lane, so naturally my instinct is to honk. so I did...HONK...HONK like that you hear that.. yeah that's my korean ass HONK'ing. so this lady gives me a good verbal lashing thru her window...[likethat'somekindathreat]...and I shake my fist or do something equally damaging. okay basically the moral of the story is that:
when you as a driver have some type of obstruction on yer side of the road that's the mutherfuckin hint to either a) YIELD TO TRAFFIC APPROACHING or B)slooooow the fuck down to a MUTHERFUCKIN SPEED THAT WON'T a)kill people or b) CRASH my muthafuckin car...
also when at a four way stop it's those that are on the RIGHT of you or are going straight that have the right of way.
in the end if you can't drive right get you shitty ghetto ass off da muthafucken ROAD!!!!!
it ain't that hard be-otch!!!