Lame survey, made a few minor changes to it.

Apr 30, 2006 01:12

EVERYTHING you NEVER wanted to know about yours truley. ;)

[ ] I've eaten more than five meals a day.
[x] I've read a lot of books about socialism.
[ ] I've been on some sort of varsity team.
[ ] I've run more than two miles without stopping.
[ ] I've been to Canada.

[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've watched cartoons for hours.
[ ] I've tripped UP the stairs.
[ ] I've fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
[x] I've pushed a small child down an entire flight of stairs.

[ ] I've played ping pong.
[ ] I've swam in the ocean.
[x] I've pissed in a public pool.
[ ] I've seen fireworks.

[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've almost drowned a nun.
[ ] I've been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.

[ ] I've listened to one cd over, and over, and over again.
[ ] I've had stitches.
[ ] I've been on the honor roll.
[x] I've kicked a complete stranger in the ribs.
[ ] I've licked a frozen pole and got stuck there.

[ ] I've stayed up until two doing homework/projects.
[ ] I've had a job before/currently have a job.
[x] I've puked rottin' Taco Bell and Mohawk Vodka all over my Great-Grandma.
[ ] I've been rollerblading.
[ ] I've fallen flat on my face.

[ ] I've tripped over my own two feet.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've played videogames for more than three hours straight.
[x] I've passed out from being drunk.
[x] I've watched the power rangers.

[ ] I've/I do attend Church regularly. No, but I should..
[ ] I've played truth or dare.
[x] I've already had my sixteenth birthday.
[x] I've already had my seventeenth birthday.

[ ] I've lost weight since one year ago.
[x] I've called someone stupid, and meant it.
[x] I've been in a verbal argument.
[ ] I've cried in school.
[ ] I've played basketball on a team.

[ ] I've played baseball on a team.
[ ] I've played football on a team.
[x] I've played a tuba while being completely naked.
[ ] I've done cheerleading on a team.
[ ] I've played softball on a team.
[ ] I've played tennis on a team.
[ ] I've been on a swim team.
[ ] I've been on a track team.
[ ] I've been swimming more than twenty times in my life.
[ ] I've bungee jumped.

[ ] I've climbed a rock wall.- on the outing we had while I was in the hospital.
[ ] I've found more than twenty dollars.
[ ] I've called myself an idiot.
[x] I've called someone an idiot.
[ ] I've cried myself to sleep.

[ ] I've had pets.
[ ] I've owned a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I've owned a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I've owned an N*Sync CD.
[x] I've owned a Cannibal Corpse CD.

[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've mooned someone.
[x] I've sworn at someone in authority.
[ ] I've been in the newspaper.
[ ] I've been on TV.
"sworn at someone in authority", WTF!?
[ ] I've been to Hawaii.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
[ ] I've watched all of The Lord Of The Rings movies.
[x] I've watched my parents have sex.

[ ] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
[x] I've watched the Three Stooges.
[ ] I've watched Newly Weds, about Nick and Jessica.
[x] I've watched Looney Tunes.
[x] I've sucked my own cock.

[x] I've been called a meaty hunkafuck.
[ ] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.
[ ] I've not studied at all for a test and aced it.

[ ] I've hugged my mom within the past twenty-four hours.
[ ] I've hugged my dad within the past twenty-four hours.
[ ] I've met a celebrity/music artist.
[ ] I've written poetry.
[x] I've been arrested for defecating on an officer of the law.

[ ] I've been attracted to someone much older than me.
[ ] I've been tickled till I've cried.
[ ] I've tickled someone else until they cried.
[ ] I've had/have siblings.
[x] I've pissed myself from being heavily intoxicated.

[ ] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've been picked last in gym class.
[ ] I've been picked first in gym class.
[x] I've been caught picking my nose in gym class.

[ ] I've read a book longer than one thousand pages.
[x] I've played Naked Twister.
[ ] I've freaked out over a sports game.
[ ] I've been to Alaska.

[ ] I've been to China.
[ ] I've been to Spain.
[x] I've been to Fort Wayne,Indiana.
[ ] I've been to Isreal.
[ ] I've had a fight with someone on AIM.
[ ] I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.

[ ] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
[ ] I've been forgiven.
[ ] I've been/am in love.
[x] I've screamed at random people in passing for no particular reason.
[ ] I've cried at a chick flick.

[ ] I've watched a lot of action movies.
[x] I've laughed at a funeral.
[x] I've told someone to fuck off.
[ ] I've screamed at the top of my lungs.
[ ] I've been to a rap concert.

[ ] I've been to a hip hop concert.
[ ] I've lived in more than two houses.
[ ] I've been in a car accident

[ ] I've been home sick.
[x] I've thrown up.
[x] I've puked all over someone.
[ ] I've been horseback riding.

[ ] I've filled out more than ten myspace surveys.
[x] I've spoken my mind in public.
[x] I've taken a dump on a plate and served it to birds in public.
[ ] I've been proved wrong by someone.
[ ] I've broken a leg.

[ ] I've broken an arm.
[ ] I've fallen off a swing and broke my arm.
[ ] I've swung on a swing for more than thirty minutes straight.
[x] I've watched Winnie The Pooh movies.
[ ] I've forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.

[ ] I've lost my backpack.
[ ] I've came close to dying.
[ ] I've known someone who has died.
[x] I've killed someone.

[ ] I've done modeling.
[ ] I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
[ ] I've taken something/someone for granted.
[ ] I've realized how good my life is.
[ ] I've counted my blessings.

[ ] I've been made fun of by classmates.
[ ] I've made fun of a classmate.
[x] I've been asked on a date and said no.
[x] I've been asked on a date, accepted and showed up with a condom already on my penis.

[x] I've slapped someone in the face.
[x] I've skateboarded.
[x] I've slapped someone on their ass while having sexual innercourse with them.
[ ] I've lied to someone to their face.
[ ] I've told a little white lie.

[ ] I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
[ ] I've fainted.
[ ] I've blacked out.

I have a sick sense of humor. heh!
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