Hell Hath No Fury...

[trufflesfl]

I apologize ahead of time; I don’t know how to do an LJ cut at work where I don’t have a client installed

Comments

[maxmatahari]

You've had that one building up for a looooong time, I think. You didn't happen to say anything like, "You don't deserve her, you limp-dicked nancy, and the only way you can keep her is by using fear as a weapon, shitheel!" did you? That would've been good. Well, you have done what's right for you, which is speaking your mind, and called him on a particularly odious infraction (reading email is low, really). Unfortunately for your cause, couples have a way of getting over this sort of thing, unless it's a last straw

[griffinjaye]

no, but can i watch?

[maxmatahari]

Sure! Hell, if you want, you can come to the disco, too!

[trufflesfl]

What a deee-lightful thought. I also like oranges in a pillowcase, verrry Grifters.

[maxmatahari]

Did I ever tell you about that time at a red light where I yanked a cell phone out of the hand of a guy who cut me off, dropped it into my sock, and beat him until he peed himself? This was the early 90s, too, so that cell phone was a big motherfucker.

See, I'm not sure I have the same verbal assault proclivity that you do, but I find that repeated heavy blows to the face and powerful kicks to the ass get my message through well enough.

[trufflesfl]

You (and your hot piece of ass) rock! You have to tell me that story in person.

[maxmatahari]

That would require me seeing you in person, miss busy bee. (Hint: friend leaving country to visit said piece of hot ass in three days to parts unknown... last chance to see...!)