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I broke my finger and tomorrow I get it relocated.. sweet. I'm pretty much just falling apart.
Last night was awesome. Chilled with Chris and Jake. Met "Tom" and heard his stories about a toothless guy who gave him a blowjob, he talked about the movie Spaceballs for at least 10 minutes, and other ridiculous things
"Is that a pen?"
"No, it's a pencil.... no, it's a comb hahaha!"
"What do you use that for, you don't have that much hair"
"I use it to comb other people's hair.. or this! hahahaha! That's fucking hilarious!"
Best moment of my life
Last night was awesome. Chilled with Chris and Jake. Met "Tom" and heard his stories about a toothless guy who gave him a blowjob, he talked about the movie Spaceballs for at least 10 minutes, and other ridiculous things
"Is that a pen?"
"No, it's a pencil.... no, it's a comb hahaha!"
"What do you use that for, you don't have that much hair"
"I use it to comb other people's hair.. or this! hahahaha! That's fucking hilarious!"
Best moment of my life