[[The Birds and the Bees...and everything in between...]]

Sep 09, 2007 23:25

[[Filtered to anyone who may fit under the category of Non-virgins, Sex-Advice Experts, Men who have been, or is currently, engaged in homosexual relationships (especially)....and Ino, who seems to know a lot more about this shit than he does. God Bless Cosmopolitan.

...AND FILTERED AWAY FROM NEJI, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.]]

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sex advice needed, help?, where do i put this erection?

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Filiter~ hosnapdragon September 10 2007, 11:27:45 UTC
Ahaha~ Oh, you poor thing you~

So you top, I take it~?

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Re: Filiter~ 1/2 truetensai September 10 2007, 12:45:47 UTC
..........O_O....

...*weakly* E-Excuse me...?

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Re: Filiter~ 1/2 hosnapdragon September 10 2007, 21:35:26 UTC
Ah--OHHHHH~

So who's the lucky dog, hm hmm~?

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Re: Filiter~ 1/2 truetensai September 11 2007, 02:11:30 UTC
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...He was hit by a feline curse, actually...

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Re: Filiter~ 1/2 hosnapdragon September 11 2007, 02:15:05 UTC
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The pun was wasted. Thank you for that.

Whatever. So what do you need to know? Comfy or kinky positions?

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Re: Filiter~ 1/2 truetensai September 11 2007, 02:21:25 UTC
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....I just need...advice...I have never been in a homosexual relationship before...and my boyfriend really wishes to-...

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Re: Filiter~ 2/2 truetensai September 11 2007, 19:09:07 UTC
*Inner!Lee: help me out, here? ^*

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Re: Filiter~ 2/2 hosnapdragon September 11 2007, 19:52:34 UTC
*Taps chin* Hmmmmmm. You're in a bit of a rough spot, aren't cha' doogie?

Well, here's a question~ Do you want to?

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Re: Filiter~ truetensai September 11 2007, 20:21:08 UTC
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Re: Filiter~ hosnapdragon September 11 2007, 23:50:13 UTC
Soooo you DON'T!

:D It's okay, doogie. First time jitters are hard to get over.

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Re: Filiter~ truetensai September 11 2007, 23:52:14 UTC
A-A-Ah...It is not that I do not want to at all! I really would like to...It is just that...I-...

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Re: Filiter~ hosnapdragon September 11 2007, 23:55:59 UTC
Want to wait? Marriage? When you're legal? Yeah, those are some hoops ya got there hmmm....

You haven't tried to tell him to wait, no. You don't want him mad? No....No, yes...Hmmmm.

Just tell him.

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Re: Filiter~ truetensai September 11 2007, 23:58:33 UTC
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Re: Filiter~ hosnapdragon September 12 2007, 00:03:44 UTC
:D

Oh, yeah. I'm your new Divinations TA. Shawn Spencer~

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Re: Filiter~ truetensai September 12 2007, 00:07:01 UTC
Teacher's....Assistant? *pink*

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Re: Filiter~ hosnapdragon September 12 2007, 00:25:28 UTC
Yeeeah...I was going for my own class (Psychic Physics~) but they turned me down and gave me this instead.

Something about not enough 'teaching experience'. Eh, whatever.

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