[[The Birds and the Bees...and everything in between...]]

Sep 09, 2007 23:25

[[Filtered to anyone who may fit under the category of Non-virgins, Sex-Advice Experts, Men who have been, or is currently, engaged in homosexual relationships (especially)....and Ino, who seems to know a lot more about this shit than he does. God Bless Cosmopolitan.

...AND FILTERED AWAY FROM NEJI, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.]]

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sex advice needed, help?, where do i put this erection?

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maxxieford September 10 2007, 06:48:28 UTC
You need help with homosexual things? *smiles* What kind of questions did you need answers to?

Oh, I'm Maxxie by the way, I don't think we've ever met...

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[XDDD] truetensai September 10 2007, 07:08:05 UTC
*ASDILJH$&GSADH%$#FS%S$#HS FILTERS!!!!*

*squeaks weakly* H-Hello! H-H-How did you know...?

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Re: [XDDD] maxxieford September 10 2007, 07:17:50 UTC
I dunno, usually call it gaydar. When yer gay ya usually have one that works pretty well. And I kinda overheard a few fings.

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Re: [XDDD] truetensai September 10 2007, 07:19:04 UTC
G-Gaydar...

...Impressive... *HAS NO GAYDAR 8DDD*

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Re: [XDDD] maxxieford September 10 2007, 07:25:01 UTC
...I guess so... But most gay men have 'em. There's really nuffin' special about 'em. You've got one, haven't you?

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Re: [XDDD] truetensai September 10 2007, 07:26:27 UTC
N-Not that I know of...

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Re: [XDDD] maxxieford September 10 2007, 07:31:49 UTC
...Gotta mean ya don't have one then. I don't really like talkin' about 'em and stuff or even callin' 'em gaydars, 'cause it shouldn't really matter but if ya don't know if someone's gay when ya meet 'em, ya definitely haven't got one.

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Re: [XDDD] truetensai September 10 2007, 07:35:17 UTC
...Well...

...I....actually usually tend to like females...but...I guess you could say that I can go for both...-Imean-... I definitely like both...Because my boyfriend is a-...male...

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Re: [XDDD] maxxieford September 10 2007, 07:50:32 UTC
There's nuffin' to be ashamed of, um... Sorry, I don't fink I actually got your name.

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[[FILTERED]] 1/2 truetensai September 10 2007, 07:53:56 UTC
Lee...Rock Lee. I usually go by 'Lee', but feel free to call me either...

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[[Filtered]] 2/2 truetensai September 10 2007, 07:54:29 UTC

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Wait, what kind of fings- uh- things have you overheard...?

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Re: [[Filtered]] 2/2 maxxieford September 10 2007, 07:58:49 UTC
Just that you're wondering about sex. Dind't fink you were straight... and straight boys usually don't need much help.

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Re: [[Filtered]] truetensai September 10 2007, 08:01:24 UTC
......................................

...Oh. I would have needed help otherwise...

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Re: [[Filtered]] maxxieford September 10 2007, 08:07:06 UTC
Well, just in case you need, I'm able to answer any questions. Right then...sorry about that.

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Re: [[Filtered]] truetensai September 10 2007, 12:51:50 UTC
*bows deeply*

...Thank you very, very much...It is quite alright......I hope I am not too much a burden...

*thinks...*

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Re: [[Filtered]] maxxieford September 13 2007, 08:00:13 UTC
No problem at all, mate! I know I had lotsa questions when I was first getting into everyfing.

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