Bleeding Through My Heart!
Heh heh heh! I tried shaving my manly fuzz off of my manly face and I took a manly chunk of manly flesh off ot it! Almost a half an inch or more! It bled and bled!
Did I cry?
Nope.
Did I walk out into the living room, sit in front of my mother who bought the cheap throw away one razor shaving blades that come in 50's, and bleed all over my shirt and the couch in front of her very eyes?
Yes. Yes I did :-)
Moral of the story: David bleeds... HE BLEEDS PURE MANLINESS!!!
*Grunts*
...
*Scratches balls, drinks beer, watches game, fucks bitch, scratches more, passes out in own filth*
Did I cry?
Nope.
Did I walk out into the living room, sit in front of my mother who bought the cheap throw away one razor shaving blades that come in 50's, and bleed all over my shirt and the couch in front of her very eyes?
Yes. Yes I did :-)
Moral of the story: David bleeds... HE BLEEDS PURE MANLINESS!!!
*Grunts*
...
*Scratches balls, drinks beer, watches game, fucks bitch, scratches more, passes out in own filth*