SEE ME! FOR I HAVE NO EYES!
Cool, so like tonight, I went to the company PART-AY. We went to Paradice. Its a casino. You see.... you take the word Paradise and you take the word dice. You see they use DICE IN GAMBLING! And generally, like in the game of craps (HEHE! CRAP!) you have two dice... so you get PAR (instead of Pair, which is two)-A-DICE. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Those guys are motherfucking geniuses!
So tonight, it was good times. They had some salmon, some big ass shrimp, some beef thingymabobber that was good, some chicken, some great pies, great iced tea, and I had a couple of margaritas that were THE BOOOMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB-babab ba BOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBB bada BING BADA BOOM BADA BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBBB!!!!!
See, I hate the Cha Cha Slide, but every time my fiance hopped, her boobs did too, so that was cool. She looked fantastic tonight,v ery fuckjable, if this old cripple must say.
Okay dudes and dudettes, I got to say something, I am looking forward to getting married. I am. Its like going to kick ass. Katie is just awesome. My mom is awesome. My friends are awesome. EVERYBODY IS JUST MOTHERFUCKING AAAAWWWWEEESSSOOMMEE! You know what's awesome, though? The fact that Diet Pepsi has Potassium Benzoate. Its sugar free oto and has very low sodum (25 mg or less per 240 ml (8.0 fl oz) PLEASE RECYCLE!
Hey Josh, remember that one time...
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages... EVIL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING..ba ba ba ba BBOOOOOMMMBBB!!!
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So tonight, it was good times. They had some salmon, some big ass shrimp, some beef thingymabobber that was good, some chicken, some great pies, great iced tea, and I had a couple of margaritas that were THE BOOOMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB-babab ba BOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBB bada BING BADA BOOM BADA BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBBB!!!!!
See, I hate the Cha Cha Slide, but every time my fiance hopped, her boobs did too, so that was cool. She looked fantastic tonight,v ery fuckjable, if this old cripple must say.
Okay dudes and dudettes, I got to say something, I am looking forward to getting married. I am. Its like going to kick ass. Katie is just awesome. My mom is awesome. My friends are awesome. EVERYBODY IS JUST MOTHERFUCKING AAAAWWWWEEESSSOOMMEE! You know what's awesome, though? The fact that Diet Pepsi has Potassium Benzoate. Its sugar free oto and has very low sodum (25 mg or less per 240 ml (8.0 fl oz) PLEASE RECYCLE!
Hey Josh, remember that one time...
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages... EVIL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING..ba ba ba ba BBOOOOOMMMBBB!!!
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