I'd Like a Bottle of Your Finest Single Malt Scotch, and a Very Large Straw

Jan 30, 2008 18:03

Tomorrow is judgement day. Send good vibes. Wish me luck. Ask the spirits for protection. Pray for me. Do whatever it is you think may help my chances.

In the meantime, someone hand me a piece of charcoal.

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you put a piece of coal in his ass, in a week, you'd have a diamond."
--Ferris Bueller

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