you want a rant? you got one.
BITCHFEST:
To the flying community, from your bartender. If your flight is delayed of cancelled due to the weather or a maitnence problem, quit your bitching and shut the fuck up. There is a reason for this, and its for your own fucking safety. Do you really wanna go on a plane where the dial says something is wrong with the fuel line, or fly straight into an electricial storm or tornado? If you do, get your own fucking pilots license. I dont want to hear about how much you hate this airline or that airline, and i dont like to get blamed either. Stop yelling at the employees!!! they are doing everything they can to figure things out, it just takes time. and just because i work at the airport, you have to assume i have something to do with the problem. and no, you cannot use my phone to call the administration building so they can make the wireless connection better. your not at work, so whats the big deal? Stop bitching about the prices, your in an airport. Just wait til you get to chicago. lol, then you can bitch. at night...if my door is shut, my gate is down, and the majority of my lights are off, do not yell through the gate and ask me if im open. i do not answer stupid questions. *deep breath* i know im a pessimist, the glass is never full enough and i can find a fault in everything i see. and im very good at pointing it out. continuing...if i am working by myself or training a new person, please be patient, i am only a she god, and i can only do 7 things at once. not 9. i will get to you eventually, and please do not come and complain if your food is cold, its because your deaf and i had to call your # out 5 times. i give you a food ticket for a reason. If you dont know what an espresso, latte, cappuccino, or mocha is, do not order it. i dont have the patience to tutor you on european coffee differences... I also do not like giving math lessons, your in fucking america, learn the difference between a nickle and a dime, I DONT WANT TO COUNT OUT YOUR CHANGE!!! fucking pisses me off. Your ordering food or a drink, GET OFF OF YOUR CELL PHONE!!! There are trash cans, use them, do not leave all of your shit on the table. if you have pills and you drop some, make sure to pick them up, i dont need kids picking "candy" off of the ground and ending up in the hospital. do not change your babies diaper on the table, thats what the restrooms are for. beer bottles are not to be thrown away, chewing tobacco does not belong in a beer bottle, cigars smell like roadkill, DO NOT ASK ME TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO GOLF !!! YOU WILL GET A DEATH STARE!!! this is not your house, it is mine. i am in charge.
To the flying community, from your bartender. If your flight is delayed of cancelled due to the weather or a maitnence problem, quit your bitching and shut the fuck up. There is a reason for this, and its for your own fucking safety. Do you really wanna go on a plane where the dial says something is wrong with the fuel line, or fly straight into an electricial storm or tornado? If you do, get your own fucking pilots license. I dont want to hear about how much you hate this airline or that airline, and i dont like to get blamed either. Stop yelling at the employees!!! they are doing everything they can to figure things out, it just takes time. and just because i work at the airport, you have to assume i have something to do with the problem. and no, you cannot use my phone to call the administration building so they can make the wireless connection better. your not at work, so whats the big deal? Stop bitching about the prices, your in an airport. Just wait til you get to chicago. lol, then you can bitch. at night...if my door is shut, my gate is down, and the majority of my lights are off, do not yell through the gate and ask me if im open. i do not answer stupid questions. *deep breath* i know im a pessimist, the glass is never full enough and i can find a fault in everything i see. and im very good at pointing it out. continuing...if i am working by myself or training a new person, please be patient, i am only a she god, and i can only do 7 things at once. not 9. i will get to you eventually, and please do not come and complain if your food is cold, its because your deaf and i had to call your # out 5 times. i give you a food ticket for a reason. If you dont know what an espresso, latte, cappuccino, or mocha is, do not order it. i dont have the patience to tutor you on european coffee differences... I also do not like giving math lessons, your in fucking america, learn the difference between a nickle and a dime, I DONT WANT TO COUNT OUT YOUR CHANGE!!! fucking pisses me off. Your ordering food or a drink, GET OFF OF YOUR CELL PHONE!!! There are trash cans, use them, do not leave all of your shit on the table. if you have pills and you drop some, make sure to pick them up, i dont need kids picking "candy" off of the ground and ending up in the hospital. do not change your babies diaper on the table, thats what the restrooms are for. beer bottles are not to be thrown away, chewing tobacco does not belong in a beer bottle, cigars smell like roadkill, DO NOT ASK ME TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO GOLF !!! YOU WILL GET A DEATH STARE!!! this is not your house, it is mine. i am in charge.