1. || introduction

[trueguardian]

 [ A - 1669 Nelson Street ]

[ Hello, Mayfield! Guess which one of your not!daughters woke up here for the very first time this morning? Yep! This bundle of sunshine otherwise known as Lan Fan. She also was able to find the kitchen knives so, you may awaken to a young girl wielding them and pointing them towards you in a very hostile fashion, but

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[fuckyeahsealand]

...Stop climbing Sealand's house!

[Why does everyone do this this one is even on the roof he needs a catapult]

[trueguardian]

[ She just casts her glance downwards at Sealand. She makes a swift leap downwards onto the lawn before strolling over to Sealand. She seems more than a bit tense. She doesn't know about the country, or the fact that they're personified here so she takes it that this place is called Sealand and she is climbing on their property. ]

Is there where I am? This place is called Sealand?

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Oh, this is someone else who's new, isn't it. Sealand sighs.]

No, this place is Mayfield, but the house belongs to Sealand. You can jump on the other ones.

[trueguardian]

How did I get here? Where exactly is this place in Amestris? [ She seems intent on listening. ] May I speak to Sealand? I would like to get permission to leap on his house temporarily.

[fuckyeahsealand]

I'm Sealand. I guess you can right now, since you already were. But Mayfield isn't in Amestris, or I don't think so. We've all been kidnapped.

[trueguardian]

May I jump onto your house for a bit?

My name is Lan fan, and it's important that I find a man named Ling Yao here. Have you seen him orheard from him?

[ She's been kidnapped and she'll deal with that as soon as she deals with the prince, okay? ]

[fuckyeahsealand]

Yeah, you have permission! [He's just happy someone asked him for once.]

I haven't, but there's lots of people here. It'd probably be better for him if he wasn't here, though, since lots of bad stuff happens here.

[trueguardian]

[ She'll nod. She won't climb now though, she's too intrigued ]

Bad stuff? Specify.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Like once a month really bad things happen, like everyone has to kill someone else or giant robots attack.

[trueguardian]

[ Well, thank god the prince isn't here but she sort of kind of has to get back! ]

I see. These afflictions are persistent. Is there a reason for them? Is there any way out of this town?

[ So she's in an alternate world that is probably out to kill her without her prince.

FML status right here ]

[fuckyeahsealand]

I don't know why it happens. You can try to leave town but you just end up on the other side, like it's a big loop or something. Oh, but you can't really die. You just come back. But it's not much fun...

[trueguardian]

This place is strange. [ She's starting to settle down, and it shows. Her tense, hostile, on edge personality begins to simmer down to a more concerned, young girl. This place does not sound like much fun to begin with anyways. ]

..Come back? Explain.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Yeah, it's pretty weird. Well, you die just like normal--oh, if you can't die at home you can now--but you come back the next day. Unless there's something going on, then you might come back later. But you always come back.

[trueguardian]

[ MAKESHIFT IMMORTALITY?! TELL ME MORE!! Ling would be most pleased :'D ]

How is that possible? Do you know how they do that?

[fuckyeahsealand]

I dunno. It's not much fun, though, since it means I can die like regular people. Even if you come back it still hurts.

[trueguardian]

You're immortal too? [ oh, immortality everywhere (yay). Of course death would be painful so Lan Fan doesn't really find a way to react or state that anyways. Nor would it be fun. She's focusing on what's important. ]