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3 - the Achiever

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you chose AZ - your Enneagram type is THREE (aka "The Performer").

"I need to succeed"

Achievers are energetic, optimistic, self-assured, and goal oriented.

How to Get Along with Me

• Leave me alone when I am doing my work.


• Give me honest, but not unduly critical or judgmental, feedback.


• Help me keep my environment harmonious and peaceful.


• Don't burden me with negative emotions.


• Tell me you like being around me.


• Tell me when you're proud of me or my accomplishments.

What I Like About Being a Three

• being optimistic, friendly, and upbeat


• providing well for my family


• being able to recover quickly from setbacks and to charge ahead to
  the next challenge


• staying informed, knowing what's going on


• being competent and able to get things to work efficiently


• being able to motivate people

What's Hard About Being a Three

• having to put up with inefficiency and incompetence


• the fear on not being -- or of not being seen as -- successful


• comparing myself to people who do things better


• struggling to hang on to my success


• putting on facades in order to impress people


• always being "on." It's exhausting.

Threes as Children Often

• work hard to receive appreciation for their accomplishments


• are well liked by other children and by adults


• are among the most capable and responsible children in their class
  or school


• are active in school government and clubs or are quietly busy working
  on their own projects

Threes as Parents

• are consistent, dependable, and loyal


• struggle between wanting to spend time with their children and wanting
  to get more work done


• expect their children to be responsible and organized

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

The Enneagram Made Easy

Discover the 9 Types of People

Harper
SanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages

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You are not completely happy with the result?!

You chose AZ

Would you rather have chosen:

BZ (FIVE)

CZ (ONE)

AX (SEVEN)

AY (EIGHT)

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on ABC

You scored higher than 99% on XYZ

Link: The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test written by felk on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Animal Mating Habbits... Sorry, I suck in this topic.

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Fmeh.

You scored 40%! Grrrrowl!

You lose. Here's the answer key, though!

1. A blue whale’s testicles weigh about 22 pounds apiece.
2. True. Female hyenas have cocks, and they aren’t afraid to use them.
3. A particular species of spider with a really long name makes noise during sex.
4. The Argentine Lake Duck does indeed have a penis, and it is 16.5 inches long!
5. Baboons dig big booty.


6. Fruit bats mate hanging upside down.
7. Male tortoises have concave indentations in their shells to make it easier to “hump” the female.
8. 1,500 species of animals are known to engage in homosexual behavior.
9. False. At least one other species of primate, the bonobo, regularly engages in oral sex.
10. Dolphins will mate with just about anything, including other species.
11. Trick question! Male seahorses do give birth to live young.
12. Just keeping you on your toes. :P
13. The male urinates on the female's quills. This makes them softer. Wow. Porcupines are into watersports, who knew?
14. The California Sea Lion is the voyeur.
15. It would take two rats 18 months to have one million descendants if none of them died.
16. Dogs become “tied” (a sign of success in mating that breeders look for) because the male’s penis has a bulb on the end called the “knot” that swells inside the female and locks them together.
17. A type of fly has the longest spermatozoa known. The sperm cell itself is 20 times longer than the fly!
18. False. Sharks do not have penises. The males have “claspers” - specialized fins that facilitate mating.
19. Mares will grind their teeth when they orgasm, or so it’s thought.
20. Grizzly bears have been known to mate for an hour.
21. Squid can mate continuously for two weeks. They usually die soon after. Wonder why.
22. False. I made that up. No such foreplay has been observed between elephants, but they do touch and caress each other.
23. Female cats make a lot of noise because a tom’s penis is barbed. But, she also is “built” to accommodate him, so she’s probably climaxing as well.
24. The male Darwing Frog swallows the clutch of eggs once it’s fertilized and stores them in a special pouch just beneath his chin.
25. It takes about half an hour for a dog to “calm down” after he’s gotten his rocks off.
26. Believe it or not, a stallion ejaculates 200ml of sperm at most.
27. Mice can start getting it on at between four and seven weeks of age.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on animalisticness

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Sexual Hell Test... Oh fine... Whatev...

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HELL LEVEL 1

Raw score: 52%

You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust.

AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on hellishness

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Which Chemical Elements Am I??? ...Could've used this in Chem.

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N...Nitrogen

You scored 23 Mass, 49 Electronegativity, 51 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Sweet! You're quirky and non-confrontational... but you are also highly dynamic in relationships. You're kinda that "anything to anyone" type, but you don't demand that people love you for it. You very much do you own thing... and probably by extention you're the only one who can do the things you do. You're rarely found alone, but you'd get along great with other people like yourself. You're probably the only element that should try to find a mate who is just like you. Oh, and too much of you in a high-pressure situation can make other people act drunk... or die.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Mass

You scored higher than 99% on Electroneg

You scored higher than 99% on Metal

You scored higher than 99% on Radioactivity

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