It's basically this funny thing they did on how a vampire should treat a woman according to True Blood.
Rule 1, “If a woman is uncomfortable offer her a drink.” Cut to a scene of bill shoving his bloody arm to Sookie's mouth.
“Which base is wrist sucking? Somewhere between two and three?”
2, “If your date falls asleep be sure to wake her most delicately.” Then cuts to a scene of Bill licking Sookie's bloody head.
And 3, “Lady’s like to be surprised but not scared out of there sweet pajamas.” Cuts to a scene of Sookie sweeping the porch when Bill suddenly appears behind her.
“What we’ve learned today is that shivery isn’t dead, it’s undead.”
I keep trying to view it, and I get to the part where they start talking about it, and BAM. the site clicks it to another part FOR WHAT REASON I've no idea but OMG! Im so glad True Blood is getting recognitions and was on that show (I find its pretty funny)
It's basically this funny thing they did on how a vampire should treat a woman according to True Blood.
Rule 1, “If a woman is uncomfortable offer her a drink.” Cut to a scene of bill shoving his bloody arm to Sookie's mouth.
“Which base is wrist sucking? Somewhere between two and three?”
2, “If your date falls asleep be sure to wake her most delicately.” Then cuts to a scene of Bill licking Sookie's bloody head.
And 3, “Lady’s like to be surprised but not scared out of there sweet pajamas.” Cuts to a scene of Sookie sweeping the porch when Bill suddenly appears behind her.
“What we’ve learned today is that shivery isn’t dead, it’s undead.”
I managed to watch it after fenangling with the clip. I laughed and swooned at the same time watching it. Thank you very much though for the recap! It is much appreciated <3
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Rule 1, “If a woman is uncomfortable offer her a drink.” Cut to a scene of bill shoving his bloody arm to Sookie's mouth.
“Which base is wrist sucking? Somewhere between two and three?”
2, “If your date falls asleep be sure to wake her most delicately.” Then cuts to a scene of Bill licking Sookie's bloody head.
And 3, “Lady’s like to be surprised but not scared out of there sweet pajamas.” Cuts to a scene of Sookie sweeping the porch when Bill suddenly appears behind her.
“What we’ve learned today is that shivery isn’t dead, it’s undead.”
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Rule 1, “If a woman is uncomfortable offer her a drink.” Cut to a scene of bill shoving his bloody arm to Sookie's mouth.
“Which base is wrist sucking? Somewhere between two and three?”
2, “If your date falls asleep be sure to wake her most delicately.” Then cuts to a scene of Bill licking Sookie's bloody head.
And 3, “Lady’s like to be surprised but not scared out of there sweet pajamas.” Cuts to a scene of Sookie sweeping the porch when Bill suddenly appears behind her.
“What we’ve learned today is that shivery isn’t dead, it’s undead.”
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