S4 Ep6

Jul 31, 2011 22:07

You know what to do. Rant about what worked, what didn't. Expect spoilers.

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eric northman is my baby daddy, debbie pelt, amnesia!eric, pam is still the hbic, bill compton, !spoiler alert!, tb_rant s4, sam merlotte, alcide, baby vamp jessica, sookie stackhouse, terry bellefleur, arlene fowler, lafayette

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makesmyheadspin August 1 2011, 03:33:11 UTC
Okay, so this is NOT going to be a popular opinion, but I'm leading off with it anyway. I was not happy with the Eric/Sookie sex. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad it happened, but I have reservations as to how Sookie really feels at this point. Part of me thinks she's in love with him and is afraid to admit it because she knows Gran's warning that the sitch wasn't going to last was legit. On the other hand, the look on her face was so vacant while she and Eric were getting it on that it's almost looked to me like he was fucking a zombie. Not sexy. Ultimately, I have to blame the lack of hotness in that scene on the fact that Sookie spent most of her day with Jason and not really all that concerned for Eric's well being. She started out that way but then she got sidetracked. Not to say that Jason maybe turning into a werepanther wasn't important, but come on! You're so crazy about Eric but not at all worried about what might be happening to him when he's been silvered by his chief rival? Not to mention, Eric went peacefully. We all know the regular Eric may have gone that way as well, but bitch would have been scheming his opportunistic Viking heart out to find a way out of that prison. No way would he ever just roll over and die the way he did.

Still don't give a single fuck about Tommy, Tara or Debbie Pelt. As far as I'm concerned, that is wasted screen time. Unless, of course, Pam succeeds in draining Tara, and if there IS a God, he will allow this because SON OF A BITCH I AM SICK OF THAT STUPID WOMAN.

I agree that Jess & Jason have some adorable chemistry and I am curious to see where that goes. It's going to be interesting being that Jason is a recovered V addict and Hoyt is his best friend. Still, my little shipper heart is sorta thumping in that direction right now.

DON'T FUCK IT UP, ABALLS!

Also, I must say that I had ZERO expectations for this episode since was written by Raelle Tucker. I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't total fail.

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musing_mia August 1 2011, 03:36:07 UTC
My unpopular opinion is this: the scene wasn't convincing because Anna didn't sell it, whether on purpose or because she can't sex anyone other than Stephen.

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makesmyheadspin August 1 2011, 03:43:11 UTC
I would have to agree with that.

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karie22 August 1 2011, 04:18:22 UTC
Agreed. I mean no disrespect to her, but AP is the WORST when it comes to sex scenes. Those painful faces she makes? What the fuck is that? It drives me crazy. I'd rather they just have her bury her face in the guy's shoulder for the entirety of all of her sex scenes, so she'll stop sucking me out of the moment.

And not that I wasn't thrilled to finally get some E/S sex, but I was kinda caught up worrying that Jason or someone was going to stumble upon them. Kind of retarded, Sookie, getting naked and going at it in the woods where you just saw Alcide and Debbie 10 minutes earlier, and you know Jason is somewhere wandering around. Couldn't you have had Eric superspeed you home to your nice private bedroom?

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canon_balls August 1 2011, 03:47:53 UTC
OMG, I so totes agree with you, and I'm SO GLAD you said it. All of it.

The sex scene was a snoozefest, not set up well, and a let down. ABalls telling us it was dirtier than shower sex must have meant because it was in actual dirt. -_- We are not amused.

The one good thing I thought was happening was that Bill was making such an ass of himself, there would be no going back, especially for he and Sookie. But of course, ABalls had to go and make Bill all noble at the end. I wanted to vomit.

And if that scrawny little fucker ends up Alcide's Packmaster, there is something wrong with Were hierarchy.

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