bus story

[true_story]

when i walked onto the bus this morning, most of the left side was closed off. then there were two groups of men on either side (in the front of the bus and in the back). i wasn't sure what had happened, but it smelled UNSPEAKABLE. the two groups of men were having a FARTING CONTEST AND GUESSING WHAT EACH HAD FOR LUNCH. these were the things yelled out:

1. YEAH, NASTY BOLOGNA

2. FUCK, THAT DUDE ATE SOME BAD CHEESE BREAD

3. SMELL THAT BITCH?

well, you get the picture.