thousand island
Yesterday I watched the best intro montage of a contestant on a dating show...ever. The show was called Room Raiders on MTV. The girl who would be searching the rooms of the boys, prefaced her walk-through with, "I think a player is someone who knows how to treat a woman right and show her a good time." At that point, the introductions to the boys began. The first one was probably in his early twenties. He listed off his aspirations, one of which was to some day own a four star restaurant. At the end of the clip he held up a salad with thousand island dressing and said, "I believe that the way to a woman's heart is through food." He then winked at the camera. That wink was equivalent to: girl, this thousand island dressing is so good, you'll drop your panties immediately.