A little joke I got in the mail. (Lemur, dont' hurt me)

[true_anti_hero]

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE

Comments

[ex_darklord]

poor eggman

[calisto_]

LOL That's a pretty good joke. Saddly I know a dozen women like that. Happily I am not one of them. I love being an exception to the rules.

[lemurstew]

Sadly, I know as many men like that as women :p

Sorry your so sore :/ On the plus side you don't have people wanting to feed you textured vegetable protein.

[true_anti_hero]

Ehh, tofu is tofu lemur.

[lemurstew]

err..I don't think this is just tofu. For all I know it isn't made out of soy at all, though it likely is.

[true_anti_hero]

Actually it's sorgum (milo, and no not the mun...) and corn mash. And also, a bird doesn't taste anything. So as long as it's hungry it'll eat just abotu anything.