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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday lemurstew and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I gave panthrix a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-679 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
true_anti_hero
Honestly, I had no idea Iraq was that breakable.