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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
Last week, I rescued causticlello from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I fed tabard to a Shoggoth (250 points). Yesterday, I exposed tabard to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In October, I recruited timba as a new cultist (30 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon tabard (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (495 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Truculent_heart
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