You can thank her for being technologically inept and accidentally spilling it a few days ago.
Location and reasoning however are still unknown.
No shit sherlock. Look...I don't know if you care whether she lives or dies, but if you want her to have a chance of living? Get her to a hospital. ASAP. I'd estimate that if you wait any longer than a month surgery will be impossible and after that? Who knows. Could be 5 years...could be a month or two. It never came to that point back home.
She's not glitched! She's a human being! She's SCARED, and the only way she can deal with this is by running away from it and ignoring it. I'm only asking this of you because I have no idea where she is, else I would have knocked her out and dragged her there myself by now.
YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERIOR OFFICER. THEREFORE YES, I WILL TAKE THIS TONE.
ALRIGHT. THERE'S A GLITCH. THERE'S A GLITCH IN HER GENETIC CODE THATS CAUSING CELLS IN HER BRAIN TO MULTIPLY AT AN ALARMING RATE UNCONTROLLED. THAT'S WHATS CAUSING THE TWITCHING, THE DIZZY SPELLS, THE MIGRAINES. IT WILL SPREAD. IT WILL SPREAD TO HER LUNGS WHERE IT WILL BLOCK ANY AIR FROM ENTERING HER BODY AND SHE WILL SUFFOCATE. IT WILL SPREAD TO HER HEART AND STOP IT FROM PUMPING. IT WILL SPREAD THROUGH HER BLOOD AND CUT OFF HER BLOOD FLOW STARVING HER BODY OF ANY NUTRIENTS.
IF YOU DO NOTHING SHE'S GOING TO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY FROM THE INSIDE. HER BODY WILL STARVE AND SHE'LL JUST SHRIVEL UP. YOU CAN ALREADY SEE IT NOW.
THERE'S THE ANSWER TO YOUR "ORGANIC ZING". NOW YOU KNOW, SO STOP FUCKING AROUND.
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Location and reasoning however are still unknown.
No shit sherlock. Look...I don't know if you care whether she lives or dies, but if you want her to have a chance of living? Get her to a hospital. ASAP. I'd estimate that if you wait any longer than a month surgery will be impossible and after that? Who knows. Could be 5 years...could be a month or two. It never came to that point back home.
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If she cannot care for herself, zen she is glitched und you all should have taken better care to debug her!
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Und your frustration, all so predictable. No, no, I zink I will let zis organic zing play out a little more. It is quite interesting to observe.
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ALRIGHT. THERE'S A GLITCH. THERE'S A GLITCH IN HER GENETIC CODE THATS CAUSING CELLS IN HER BRAIN TO MULTIPLY AT AN ALARMING RATE UNCONTROLLED. THAT'S WHATS CAUSING THE TWITCHING, THE DIZZY SPELLS, THE MIGRAINES. IT WILL SPREAD. IT WILL SPREAD TO HER LUNGS WHERE IT WILL BLOCK ANY AIR FROM ENTERING HER BODY AND SHE WILL SUFFOCATE. IT WILL SPREAD TO HER HEART AND STOP IT FROM PUMPING. IT WILL SPREAD THROUGH HER BLOOD AND CUT OFF HER BLOOD FLOW STARVING HER BODY OF ANY NUTRIENTS.
IF YOU DO NOTHING SHE'S GOING TO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY FROM THE INSIDE. HER BODY WILL STARVE AND SHE'LL JUST SHRIVEL UP. YOU CAN ALREADY SEE IT NOW.
THERE'S THE ANSWER TO YOUR "ORGANIC ZING". NOW YOU KNOW, SO STOP FUCKING AROUND.
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GFLSFCM.
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Well, I guess I could just ask Mack when she takes a break, couldn't I?
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