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[truckersgirl]

Got this a an e-mail and it had me laughing pretty good, so I thought I would share :)
Its funny how when looking for horses some of these are so (sadly) true!!

Horse Teminology

Event Prospect = Big Fast Horse
Dressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse
Hack Prospect = Pretty Colour
Sporting Prospect = Short Fast Horse
Camp Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn
Endurance Prospect = Fast horse which will turn sometimes
Flashy = White Socks
Attractive = Bay
15.2 hh = 14.3 hh
16.2 hh = 15.3 hh
To Loving home = Only Expensive
To Show Home Only = Very Expensive
Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal
Elegant = Thin
In Good Condition = Foundered
Free Moving = Bolts
Quiet = Lame in Both front legs
Dead Quiet = Lame in all Four legs
Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all round, deaf and blind
Loves Children = Kicks and bites
Pony Type = Small and hairy
Arab Type = Looks startled
TB Type = Looks Terrified
QH Type = Fat
Warmblood Type = Big and hairy
Draft Type = Big and exceedingly hairy
Easy to Catch = Very old
Must Sell = Wife has left home and taken the kids
All Offers Considered = I am in Traction for 6 months