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Tom: i hear you are Nick Ostrowski: Fastest Man Alive now?
faster than a speeding cop car
Me:lol, i guess so
Tom: do tell, do tell I only heard secondhand recountedness from jon's drunken memories
Me: alright, well, at the party i drank probably about 3 cups of whiskey straight
then corey got sick, so i stuck around to help him
Tom: right, right
Me: when we were getting ready to leave jon asked me to help get (name removed) away from him so i did, i stuck around for a while and kept her busy
Tom: lol
Me: in that time, she ended up making out with some kid, well this kid was there with (name removed) or whatever her name is, and she got all pissed because she liked the kid or some shit
so she was going to go say something but i was like, no no don't do that, if you're so eager to make out with someone, make out with me
well, that worked, lol
Tom: LOL
Tom: i haven't seen (name removed) since senior year
Tom: you classy, that's what you are
Me: anyways, i ended up leaving and on my way home i noticed that this cop was following me, he would start driving slow and then pass me and then go around the block and then come back
this happened about twice and then the next time he started going slower so i was like fuck this and i took off down a side street and then ran up an alley and through a couple back yards, rocked my shin on a clothes hanger thing
Me: yeah, it was fun, i waited a few minutes and then i noticed i was about two blocks away and when i figured it was clear i just walked back
Tom: ROFL
Tom: hehe
Tom: Nick osoelusive
Tom: Or ninjaman ososweet, but didn't you use that before?
faster than a speeding cop car
Me:lol, i guess so
Tom: do tell, do tell I only heard secondhand recountedness from jon's drunken memories
Me: alright, well, at the party i drank probably about 3 cups of whiskey straight
then corey got sick, so i stuck around to help him
Tom: right, right
Me: when we were getting ready to leave jon asked me to help get (name removed) away from him so i did, i stuck around for a while and kept her busy
Tom: lol
Me: in that time, she ended up making out with some kid, well this kid was there with (name removed) or whatever her name is, and she got all pissed because she liked the kid or some shit
so she was going to go say something but i was like, no no don't do that, if you're so eager to make out with someone, make out with me
well, that worked, lol
Tom: LOL
Tom: i haven't seen (name removed) since senior year
Tom: you classy, that's what you are
Me: anyways, i ended up leaving and on my way home i noticed that this cop was following me, he would start driving slow and then pass me and then go around the block and then come back
this happened about twice and then the next time he started going slower so i was like fuck this and i took off down a side street and then ran up an alley and through a couple back yards, rocked my shin on a clothes hanger thing
Me: yeah, it was fun, i waited a few minutes and then i noticed i was about two blocks away and when i figured it was clear i just walked back
Tom: ROFL
Tom: hehe
Tom: Nick osoelusive
Tom: Or ninjaman ososweet, but didn't you use that before?