Johnny Mad!!!!!!!!
Boy, i sure wish there was a "no cell phone while driving" law in this state, cause that would be great. oh wait...THERE IS A FUCKING "NO CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING" LAW IN THIS FUCKING STATE. i say this because i was stopped behind a car today at a stop sign and he pulled forward. i followed suit, as per the rules of driving, and *BUMP* this fucking bitch with 70's glasses and a haircut that's been out of style for twenty years is sitting in her car with her arms raised mouthing "oops" to me, and talking on her cell phone. how happy was i?...pretty damn unhappy as you can imagine. does she make a move to inspect the cars? no. does she get out at ALL? no. she just sat there on her fat ass, and never hung up....i get out of the car to inspect, and let me tell you, she's one lucky whore. if there was even the slightest dent or scratch on my car i would've walked calmly to her window, grabbed her phone, shat on it, and shoved it down her fucking throat. i know you all would have done the same. not a scratch. damn.... yeah so i get back in my car ass she continues to give me that, "what did i do?" look and i drive away, my face on fire with the thoughts of how lucky she is, and how much i wanted something to have broken. anyway...she never got off her phone, even after following me for another 100 yards, very closely. i'm over it now...but it was like deja vu all over again, only this time the cell-phone toting mother shitter didn't total my car. that's good i guess.