People are Wii-tarded.

[trowa_zero]

I got a Nintendo Wii today. I originally just went to Target when they opened, because I didn't think it was such a big deal. They open at 8:00 am. I got there at 8:01 am and they were sold out. I went to Sears. They said they had the Wii available but only 2 units and they opened at 11:00 am. No one was in line, so I went to Hyvee for breakfast then got in line. I got my Wii as a package deal, with 1 Wii, 1 Wii-mote, and 1 Zelda game, and besides the 2 packages, that's all they had. The controller for the Wii is made of two parts, the main part A wireless wii-mote and accessory part that must plug into the wii-mote called a nunchaku. I had an extra wii-mote now, so I needed a nunchaku to complete the controller. Every store in Des Moines is sold out of them. They have plenty of Wii-motes left, but no nunchaku. The stores got the same number of nunchaku as wii-motes, and the nunchaku is useless without a wii-mote. So why? Why are people buying useless crap?

P.S. the shirt I bought at Sears yesterday fits pretty well. I just need to get pregnant/fat (same thing) now to fill out the rest of it.

Put these together and I hate America, or love/hate Sears.

I just want a shirt that fits and a nunchaku to every wii-mote.