BSG Fic: "Stakes"

[trovia]

Title: Stakes
Characters: Chuckles, Gaeta, Starbuck and various props
Pairings: Don't they wish.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Beta: was done by ebuchala and is much appreciated
Summary: "No," says Chief. "It's the porn."

Author's Note: So this is a story about Chuckles, the third nugget in "Act of Contrition" because I figured there weren't enough

Comments

[lls_mutant]

Oh. My. God.

I LOVE it. I am still laughing my ass off over here.

This so needs to be canon. Fanfic in fanfic as canon becomes canon or something like that. I absolutely, positively, completely adore this, and oh my God, YES.

So, where should we build your altar?

[trovia]

Wow. Thanks! I wouldn't have a problem with this being canon, either. :D

So, where should we build your altar?

How about you worship me by writing more fic? :D

[falafel_musings]

Very cute! I can't honestly remember who Chuckles is. The name sounds familiar, I just can't put a face to him. But I love the idea of the crew struggling through a porn drought on Galactica. Nice to see a nugget 'rites of passage' story.

[trovia]

Chuckles was in like two episodes and had about five lines. There's really no need to remember him. He died at the fuel mission, I think. Glad you liked it! :)

[anastashial]

wonderful little piece. Something unique yet very much capable of being canon.

Yes Chuckles did die in the tylium plant raid.

[trovia]

Good to know what became of him. Thanks!

[elzed]

Yup. this should definitely become canon. Alas, poor Chuckles, how they must have mourned his untimely passing...

[trovia]

Good point. They raided his bunk right after he died, but sadly, they found nothing but a long list of really kinky plotbunnies, some with notes like "glowy spine?" or "have to ask Baltar about this one".

[elzed]

And some of the plotbunnies featured a thinly disguised Stabuck-as-dominatrix, right? Which, perhaps, Apollo got hold of and despite their sketchiness, they fuelled some of his most intense fantasies....

steady on. I am getting carried away.

*grins*

[trovia]

I actually think that Chuckles wrote the Starbuck ones right up front. The one were the sexy blond senior officer ordered one of the lieutenants to make love to the viper control stick, ya know? Copies of that one were sold all over the fleet. But Chuckles might have been planning for more. Also, Lee could be longing for sequels.

That's so entirely not unlikely. It's scary :D.

[callmeonetrack]

Hee. This is hysterical. That deleted scene with Gaeta is one of my favorites. Just the way AG delivers the line with such a hopeful expression kills me.

Anyway, this is great. You should continue it. There should be a new porn successor after Chuckles's untimely death in the tylium field.

[trovia]

I love that scene, too. Deadpan always works for me. :)

There should be a new porn successor after Chuckles's untimely death in the tylium field.

Excellent suggestion. But, whoever could replace Chuckles? I'm trying to picture Helo chewing on a pen here, forcing a line onto the paper by staring. Nope. Just doesn't work.

Maybe Cottle has a secret talent, though...

Thanks!

[callmeonetrack]

Hot Dog? In honor of his downed friend?

Ah Cottle. There we go. Smoking the cigarette, writing some porn. He'd be selling that shit on the black market I think. :)

[trovia]

I think Hot Dog... Hot Dog's plotbunnies would be of the very straightforward persuasion. Also, many main clauses. And exclamation marks. To point out how GREAT the sturdy male pilot main character is in bed.

Cottle it is then. He at least knows where to find the g-spot :D.