Jun 21, 2010 08:24
[On the move, at Route 30. But once again, Ritsu has accidentally turned on the video... and once again he's a crying mess.]
Stop, stop, stop! I'm sorry to be asking you to stop, Igglybuff, but to attack those poor, innocent fish!
[the video drops to the ground, showing a pond. Igglybuff has apparently beaten several Magikarp - enough to go to the next level, good for her. But Ritsu still doesn't understand the concept of battling,so the dress-wearing-boy is running over, and grabbing the current Magikarp, holding it in his arms.]
I'm sorry that Igglybuff attacked you! Please forgive her, this is all my fault. I did not stop her in time, I did not discipline her, I am a terrible excuse for a human being! I apologize to Igglybuff, I apologize to all the other fish she attacked, I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD!
[... naturally both Pokemon just look confused as heck. Comment on his... um... successful capture?]