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[trouser_chimp]

I'M SO SORRY! I MESSED IT ALL UP! I BROKE A SACRED PROMISE! I'M THE WORST KIND OF PERSON POSSIBLE! NOW WORDS CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED AGAIN! 'SECRET' IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FLIMSY THING IN MY GRASP! I APOLOGIZE TO MY FAMILY I APOLOGIZE TO THOSE WHO FOUND IT OUT I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD!

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I wonder why it was a secret, though.

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[deathly_origami]

R-Ritsu! I'm sure it's alright, whatever it is... please, calm down!

[trouser_chimp]

YOMIKOOOOOOOOO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING IMPORTANT EVER AGAIIIIIIN!

[deathly_origami]

B-but I like talking about important things with you, Ritsu. You're my friend.

[trouser_chimp]

But it's become so transparent that I will just tattle on you and everything you hold dear! I cannot be trusted! I am the vile kind of person that exists! I should tape up my ears and stitch my mouth closed!

[deathly_origami]

Ritsu... it's alright. If I told you something important and you accidentally revealed it to someone else, I'd forgive you.

[trouser_chimp]

Your kindness truly knows no limits... but you shouldn't sacrifice your most precious secrets to this pathetic soul, I'm not worth it!

[deathly_origami]

Ritsu...

Of course you're worth it! You're my friend! Your inner worth knows no measure!

[trouser_chimp]

It's so unworthable that it goes into the negative! I HAVE TO MAKE UP WORDS JUST TO EXPRESS HOW UNWORTHY I AM!

[deathly_origami]

Creating new words is a good thing, though! Expanding language makes for better expression, and better books!