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[trouser_chimp]

I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYYY!

CLEARLY IN MY SLEEP I HAVE STOLEN THE OUTFIT OF SOMEONE HARD WORKING BECAUSE THAT IS THE DISGUSTING KIND OF CREATURE I AM! I AM SO HORRID THAT EVEN MY OWN CONSCIOUSNESS BETRAYS ME! I AM A HORROR TO ALL OF GOD'S CREATURES, DAY AND NIGHT, AWAKE AND ASLEEP!

EVEN THE MAKE UP ON ME COULD NEVER CONTAIN THE EVIL IN MY SOUUUUUUL! I

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[letunityblossom]

Ahaha, I guess you got a costume, too?

[Liet's reflecting his placating, servant-y nature, it seems, because he's dressed as a maid.]

[trouser_chimp]

[GASP]

OH NO! MY HORRID CROSSDRESSING HABIT HAS SPREAD TO OTHERS! I TRULY AM AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE THAT SHOULD BE TERMINATED! I'M SO SORRYYYY!

[letunityblossom]

No, no, it's not your fault, I just woke up with this, it's the island's fault, not yours! [Flail!]

[trouser_chimp]

I'VE GIVEN THE ISLAND IDEAAAAAS!

[letunityblossom]

N-no, I'm sure that's not it!

[trouser_chimp]

I'm so evil, the already punishing island needs to get its ideas from me...

[letunityblossom]

It's really not your fault! [Must change subject.] Y-your costume is--[fitting] it looks good on you?