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[trouser_chimp]

I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYYY!

CLEARLY IN MY SLEEP I HAVE STOLEN THE OUTFIT OF SOMEONE HARD WORKING BECAUSE THAT IS THE DISGUSTING KIND OF CREATURE I AM! I AM SO HORRID THAT EVEN MY OWN CONSCIOUSNESS BETRAYS ME! I AM A HORROR TO ALL OF GOD'S CREATURES, DAY AND NIGHT, AWAKE AND ASLEEP!

EVEN THE MAKE UP ON ME COULD NEVER CONTAIN THE EVIL IN MY SOUUUUUUL! I

Comments

[thelostseraph]

You look ridiculous. Why are you dressed up as a clown?

((Hypocritical Ledah is dressed up as a bishop. In other words, exactly the same except with a mitre and scepter.))

[trouser_chimp]

I'M SORRY THAT I DON'T KNOOOOOW! I woke up in this outfit, perhaps a punishment deemed fit by God himself!

[thelostseraph]

I found a rather interesting piece of headgear attached to my head when I awoke . . . Hm.

[trouser_chimp]

I'M SORRY I GOT YOU DRAGGED INTO MY PUNISHMENT!

[thelostseraph]

I would imagine this has something more to do with the ridiculous human custom of wearing costumes on Halloween than anything you have done.

Still an old choice of costume for you.

[trouser_chimp]

... Ah! Halloween. I completely forgot that its time is near, because I am so stupid and empty-headed. That would make some sense.

[thelostseraph]

Last year . . . we had nightmares for days. I much prefer this.

[trouser_chimp]

Or I could be the worst nightmare you've ever had! I'M SORRY FOR HAUNTING YOUR DREAMS!

[thelostseraph]

. . . I hadn't met you yet. I assure you I have far more important things to dream about. Less noisy ones, too . . .

[trouser_chimp]

I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO NOISY!

[thelostseraph]

The irony . . .

[trouser_chimp]

I'M SORRY FOR BEING IRONIC!

[thelostseraph]

If you truly wish to apologize, you can begin by lowering your voice. Afterwards, you can promise never to apologize again and perhaps I might accept your apology.

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry for being so loud and obnoxious...

[thelostseraph]

Hmph. Apology not accepted.