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[trouser_chimp]

If I go, I'll make a horrible mess and ruin the entire event for everyone...

If I don't go, I lose a chance at my memory restored and I'll become an even more worthless piece of trash...

What to do, what to do... But maybe I can wear a nice dress...

((OOC: ritsu will be going, but naturally he's gotta debate how horrible he'd make it =P))

Comments

[hailbeautyqueen]

Well, well, I must have been under a rock or something to not run into you yet. You don't have much of a spine, do you?

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry! I know I'm terribly spineless, I am even more spineless than the lowliest worm crawling through the dirtiest dirt!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Hey, hey, I never said it was a bad thing. The spineless the better~ ♥

[trouser_chimp]

... It is?

[deathly_origami]

I know the idea of a social event like this can really make you nervous, but you should go! I was afraid to attend the last ball that was held, but I ended up having a lot of fun, and you'll be amongst friends! It will be alright!

[trouser_chimp]

Friends?

Oh, no, I could never have such a great honor as to have the gracious people here consider an awful person like me their friend...

[deathly_origami]

What? But that's such a sad thought... and I would like to be your friend...

[trouser_chimp]

Such a kind and gentle girl you are, but I am positive once you understood just what kind of wretched creation of Satan I am, you would want no such thing with me.

[hunterxofxrare]

Ritsuuuu, you should gooo~! I'm sure it will be fun!

[trouser_chimp]

Are you sure?

[hunterxofxrare]

Absolutely!

[trouser_chimp]

Mmmm.... Hmmm... well, if you really wish me to...

[bulletserenade]

Don't worry so much and just go. Do you need a date?

[trouser_chimp]

A date? I would never be as cruel as to make myself someone's date...

Feel free to say no, or to tell Jr. Ritsu is a boy. Please. XD;

[bulletserenade]

What? No way! You're cute, Ritsu. Heck, I'd... well. I'd be willing to take you, if you want.

If you insist!

[trouser_chimp]

... But, are not traditionally dates between men and women?

[onmyw_ings]

[trouser_chimp]

I'M SORRY! I SHOULDN'T GO!

No doubt my mere awful presence would make everyone else's moods more sour than the yellowest lemon. I'm clumsy, I'm hideous, I bring disaster and misfortune to all those who are near me.

[onmyw_ings]

[trouser_chimp]

You are saved by the divine grace of not knowing me. No doubt the closer people come to know me, the more they will find out about my dreadful traits and terrible sins.