[In the kitchen, Mistral and Ritsu are making a cake, when Ritsu begins to scream...]
I'M SO SORRY MISTRAL! ONCE AGAIN I'VE COMPLETELY WRECKED UP A PERFECTLY GOOD RECIPE, AND NOW THE KITCHEN WILL BE FOREVER STAINED WITH MY DISGUSTING FAILURES!
... Ritsu, it's not a big deal, all you did was drop an egg!
I'VE WASTED A PERFECTLY GOOD SOURCE OF PROTEIN! I SHOULD BE PECKED TO DEATH BY THE VERY HENS THAT WORKED SO HARD TO GIVE US THEIR PRECIOUS EGG!
... You really need to calm down. Here, let me get a new egg.
[Mistral reaches over, and pushes herself into Ritsu. Suddenly, a POP noise! Orange smoke! Ritsu's clothes on the floor! A...
monkey?]
... I'M SO SORRYYYYYYY!
((Sorry for making another post so soon, but Mistral-mun and I knew we had to do it -It being the Souma curse! Ritsu, when hugged/has close contact with a girl, turns into a talking monkey for a short while. Later on in this post, hell POOF back...into a naked guy. For anyone near the kitchen working area, they'll hear startled screams/monkey screeches, and see orange smoke!))