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[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry, Master Daiman! I'm so sorry!

I worked for many days and nights on your precious kitchen duty, but my weak body caused me to pass out and create a horrendous obstacle for all the innocent bystanders! I'm not worthy of stepping a foot near that sacred cookery! I should just dig a hole with my remaining strength and spend the rest of my life

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[bulletserenade]

You're still doing that punk's work?!

[trouser_chimp]

Not anymore... Master Damian has told me to stop.

[bulletserenade]

Oh yeah? Heh, good. Maybe I really did knock some sense into him.

[trouser_chimp]

... What do you mean?

[bulletserenade]

Nothing, really. We just had... a little chat. I told him to back off.

((How good is Ritsu at telling if someone's lying? 'Cause they did more than talk. They had quite the scuffle. XD))

[trouser_chimp]

You didn't have to do that! Oh, my worthless existence has caused the bickering of harsh words...

((Pfft, you can lie right to his face. He would believe you 200% XD ))

[bulletserenade]

Hey. Quit that. I would have done it for anyone, okay? I can't stand bullies.

[trouser_chimp]

But Master Damian isn't a bully, he's a very nice person. I was happy to work for him.

[bulletserenade]

*sputters a bit* N-nice?!

I don't think we're talking about the same person!

[trouser_chimp]

Oh? I didn't know there were two people named Damian!

[bulletserenade]

No, I mean... How can you think that jerk is nice?

[trouser_chimp]

He called me his equal today!

[bulletserenade]

...He did? Seriously?

[trouser_chimp]

He did! He even said I should take pride in what I have done! I cried from the sheer mercy!

[bulletserenade]

Wow. Looks like our little talk went well after all, then!

[trouser_chimp]

If you say so.