Fifteen [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
[For once, Video is on purpose, as Ritsu is leaving the Goldenrod Department store with his Jigglypuff trotting at his side. As per the norm, he's wearing a lovely kimono, so feel free to mistake genders.]
Good afternoon to you all, and I'm sorry for bothering you. Please feel free to turn this message off if you can't stand to see my hideous face or see my obnoxious voice. I just thought, in my utterly stupid mind, that some of you might feel a little paranoid today. You see, today is Friday the 13th, and in my world, that's considered bad luck.
However, this is a different world, and such superstition does not exist in this -
[TRIPS on his kimono, landing face-first in a puddle. After a sputter, he stands up, cheery.]
... As I was saying, such superstition does not exist -
[And then a children's ball hits him in the face.]
... Such superstition does not -
[TRIPS again, as his sandal laces just broke, and this time his face lands in dirt. Stands up again.]
Superstition does not -
[Due to him focusing on the pokegear, he walks right into an lamp post. An iron one.]
Super... stition... does... not...
[Did I mention he was carrying a bag of things bought from the Department store? Just now, the bottom of the bag rips, and all of the contents spill out. You might notice Jifflypuff rolling his eyes.]
... Superstition does not exist in this world. Haaaaa.
Good afternoon to you all, and I'm sorry for bothering you. Please feel free to turn this message off if you can't stand to see my hideous face or see my obnoxious voice. I just thought, in my utterly stupid mind, that some of you might feel a little paranoid today. You see, today is Friday the 13th, and in my world, that's considered bad luck.
However, this is a different world, and such superstition does not exist in this -
[TRIPS on his kimono, landing face-first in a puddle. After a sputter, he stands up, cheery.]
... As I was saying, such superstition does not exist -
[And then a children's ball hits him in the face.]
... Such superstition does not -
[TRIPS again, as his sandal laces just broke, and this time his face lands in dirt. Stands up again.]
Superstition does not -
[Due to him focusing on the pokegear, he walks right into an lamp post. An iron one.]
Super... stition... does... not...
[Did I mention he was carrying a bag of things bought from the Department store? Just now, the bottom of the bag rips, and all of the contents spill out. You might notice Jifflypuff rolling his eyes.]
... Superstition does not exist in this world. Haaaaa.