Favorite Story from Saturday
I forgot... last Saturday night after we left karaoke, I walked geisha40k to her car then was walking to mine. There were a couple of college co-eds walking somewhere that I went by on my way. As I got close to them one of them was saying "Those guys were all so skeezy. I can't believe that I thought any of them were hot."
Then as I walked past them she started yelling at me. "That's right. You're skeezy. You take your hot bubble butt and your skeezy face and run away."
Her friend says "I don't think we know him."
And she says "I don't care. He's skeezy. I think I slept with him and just don't remember. Of course I'm drunk." At that point I start laughing and she yells "Just keep laughing with your bubble butt and your bald spot. That's right. You're bald. And I probably slept with you but I don't remember it, so you must have sucked in bed. And I'm drunk but I want to go to Amsterdam where nobody will notice when I'm drunk."
At that point I was to Bruno, so I turned around, waved, hopped in the car, and drove away.
I hope she makes it to Amsterdam. ;)
Then as I walked past them she started yelling at me. "That's right. You're skeezy. You take your hot bubble butt and your skeezy face and run away."
Her friend says "I don't think we know him."
And she says "I don't care. He's skeezy. I think I slept with him and just don't remember. Of course I'm drunk." At that point I start laughing and she yells "Just keep laughing with your bubble butt and your bald spot. That's right. You're bald. And I probably slept with you but I don't remember it, so you must have sucked in bed. And I'm drunk but I want to go to Amsterdam where nobody will notice when I'm drunk."
At that point I was to Bruno, so I turned around, waved, hopped in the car, and drove away.
I hope she makes it to Amsterdam. ;)