Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I didn't flush (-1 points). In April I put gum in northawke's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole worldnamer's purse (30 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for pandora_0 (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1005 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
troublesturm