May 29, 2009 08:55
Talked to mom today. She's retired but still supply teaches for fun and profit.
"Sorry I didn't get back to you yesterday. I have to teach those lousy grade 8's. I HATE GRADE 8'S"
"What's going on?"
"Well I have to administer this sex test."
"Sex test? What is on it? What gender am I?"
"No. It's about erections and all sorts of disgusting things. True or false"
"What happens if they fail?"
"Well then they end up pregnant, half of them are, anyways."
"Can you get me a copy of this test? I'd like to use it as blog fodder."
"HAHAHA! Yes. I'll send it to you."