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New York.

That's all I've got to say. qwrioakskl It. I. I love it here. I mean, it's not at all like Phoenix or Forks or Seattle. wiorhasklds

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[nicotine_patch]

You're coming to the group swim tonight, right!

[troublemagnetxp]

Of course! You can show me how good you've gotten at swimming!

[nicotine_patch]

I can keep my head up enough to smoke while I fucking paddle now!

[troublemagnetxp]

Awesome! Good for you! Do you think you're ready to take the water wings off yet, or do you need more time?

[nicotine_patch]

........More time. Haine says I need to relax more and not jack-knife up all the time or I'm going to drown.

[troublemagnetxp]

Ah, okay. You can do it, though! You'll get it soon.

[nicotine_patch]

How do I keep my trunks from getting those fucking retarded bubbles and making me look like I got way too much junk in my trunk. I don't want Mrs C to see that.

[troublemagnetxp]

The bubbles? I guess it would help if you didn't jump right into the water. And you can always squish them out if you do get them!

[nicotine_patch]

Okay. Haine wants you to teach him how to dive, by the way.

[troublemagnetxp]

Oh! Okay, sure. ...Do you want to learn, too?

[nicotine_patch]

Isn't diving a motherfucking DEEP END activity?

[troublemagnetxp]

Oh. Well, yes. True. No diving where you could possibly go and break your neck. :P

[nicotine_patch]

I think I'll stick to the doggy paddle for now. I don't wanna do a literal dead man's float.

[troublemagnetxp]

Ooh. All right. Have you been able to backfloat?

[nicotine_patch]

No. Only when Haine holds me up. Once he lets go I crunch up in the middle and spit water everywhere.