Badou and Haine are here! In Forks! Staying with Esme and Carlisle! They're kind of like little kids running around yelling about how awesome certain things are. Except with guns. And cigarettes. ... So. Yeah
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Well, things are EXCITING up here. It's like staying at a really fucking upscale hotel or something, Jasper gave us BATHROBES and I think I might never wear pants again.
You're seriously eighteen? And getting married? Holy shit, what a trip. I'm nineteen, as of last October! And, uhm, you don't have to do that, just because we've never been to one.
I've got a one-room hole in the wall, the concept of other rooms that AREN'T the bathroom is kind of foreign to me. You have to put your feet up on the sink for shi- number twosies.
Haine dared me to streak through the house tomorrow morning, so if you're partial to trousers don't show up until after maybe 10:30.
EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE FUCKING OLD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT. I won't be twenty for like a whole new YEAR, and Haine only turned nineteen this January! Aren't you nervous about getting hitched so young?
KJNkjdngkjsdfsd I'd like to come but we don't, suits or. Anything like. Njkjff I don't know what you're supposed to do. I've been to a couple bachelor parties but I think thats the anti-wedding, isn't it? Uh. Jkdnjkdfd.
It's a sign of maturity? Um. I'd hate to be mistaken for being older, though. Well. ...Not really. I'm more nervous about the possibility of getting even older than Edward. He'll be seventeen forever.
wiafkajsr Don't worry about it! I mean. iwthnlasdl You don't really have to do anything. Most people come for the reception, which is food and music and dancing and general partying, which I'm not good at, but. Um. ...Jasper will be there! And maybe even Matt, too. So.
So long as we haven't eaten mexican the night before.
Smart chick.
Its a sign of fuck-this-shit we can't even pretend to be normal, its so LAME, some son of a bitch punk the other day thought I was like 27. ...Er. Does he like older women?
Nkjdkfklasd well. If. I guess. Well, okay. I mean. YES. Love to. For now, anyway, I have to run it past Haine. Uhm. Thank you.
...I've never been to a wedding.
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...Really? Well. Consider this the invitation to mine and Edward's!
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You're seriously eighteen? And getting married? Holy shit, what a trip. I'm nineteen, as of last October! And, uhm, you don't have to do that, just because we've never been to one.
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Seriously eighteen. And getting married. Really? You're only a year older than me? Whoa. I thought you were in your twenties.
But, I mean. You're also our friends and. Well. I'd like it if you came. But you don't have to. If you don't want to.
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Haine dared me to streak through the house tomorrow morning, so if you're partial to trousers don't show up until after maybe 10:30.
EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE FUCKING OLD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT. I won't be twenty for like a whole new YEAR, and Haine only turned nineteen this January! Aren't you nervous about getting hitched so young?
KJNkjdngkjsdfsd I'd like to come but we don't, suits or. Anything like. Njkjff I don't know what you're supposed to do. I've been to a couple bachelor parties but I think thats the anti-wedding, isn't it? Uh. Jkdnjkdfd.
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...I'll wait until 11, just in case.
It's a sign of maturity? Um. I'd hate to be mistaken for being older, though. Well. ...Not really. I'm more nervous about the possibility of getting even older than Edward. He'll be seventeen forever.
wiafkajsr Don't worry about it! I mean. iwthnlasdl You don't really have to do anything. Most people come for the reception, which is food and music and dancing and general partying, which I'm not good at, but. Um. ...Jasper will be there! And maybe even Matt, too. So.
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Smart chick.
Its a sign of fuck-this-shit we can't even pretend to be normal, its so LAME, some son of a bitch punk the other day thought I was like 27. ...Er. Does he like older women?
Nkjdkfklasd well. If. I guess. Well, okay. I mean. YES. Love to. For now, anyway, I have to run it past Haine. Uhm. Thank you.
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