IMPORTANT INFORMATION! :D
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE... I AM NOT PREGNANT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN PREGNANT THIS IS REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER INFORMATION YOU HAVE HEARD IN THE PAST, PRESENT OR WILL HEAR IN THE FUTURE. EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN HEARD IS A HORRIBLE LIE. IF I EVER DO BECOME PREGNANT, I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I WILL SEND YOU A GREETING CARD OR I WILL PERSONALLY CALL YOU TO INFORM YOU OF THE NEW ARRIVAL. BUT AS FOR NOW AND FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS THERE WILL BE NO LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOYS FOR ME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND AMUSEMENT :D
~Heather