Erin and I were in the car.

Erin sneezed. She turned to me and asked, "Daddy, do you have tissue?"

I looked around cursorily, "No dear, I don't have it."

Erin's reply?

"Let's improvise."

My jaw dropped.

Conversation in car:

Me: Dear? I have a stupid question.
Wife: (shakes head, willing herself to be ready) Yes?

Me: How did we do without a car?
Wife: (sighs) We didn't do very well ( Read more... )