Good Ol Shit!!!!
SITUATION TIME!!!!!
Trish: Kel I gotta shit (with no pants on)
Kel: Well I gotta pop a zit
Both of us race for the bathroom
Trish: Kel it' won't come out!!
Kel: PUSH HARDER TRISH!
Trish: Here it comes listen for the plop
Kel leans her head towards the toilet
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::PLOP::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Kel: YES!! My zit just popped too!
Trish: OMG THAT SMELLS SO BAD!
Kel gets the lysol and starts sprayin it towards Trish's ass
Trish: I hate when you wipe and theres no shit on the toilet paper
Kel laughing hysterically
Kel: Don't u hate it when sometimes ur in a rush and u wipe forward and the shit goes in your crotch and u have to wipe some more to get rid of it
Trish: No I was potty trained to wipe front to back all the time.
Kel: oh (feeling like an asshole)
Hahahaha fun times takin a shit and poppin a zit. Thats how you know ur tight with someone.
Anyways... Today was a pretty shitty day (until now) I worked all day as usual and I hated it. Then me n my mom got in a fight and I was crying at work bc she was being mean to me. So then I went to ECC to take my stupid placement exam and it was so hard and Im gunna be in all retard classes. So then my dad picked me up and me n him got in a fight bc he was tryin to discourage me from going to Beauty School bc he said I'm not gunna make any money. He obviously has NO idea what he is talking ab. Then he told me that I have to move out when I turn 18 which is like a month away so i was like K COOL!!! So then I hung out with kellie and it was a fun fucking time. We went and dropped her mom off at Tom's house and then just drove around and smoked some cigs and Kellie dropped her stoag and it burned her in the crotch so now she has 2 holes to fuck!! YESSS line up boys and take a number only 2 @ a time!! We saw this boy while we were driving and he looked like Mic so we stopped but it wasn't Mic and Kellie goes "oh no ur not Mic" then we drove away and they beeped @ us and me and Kel were like NOPE SORRY!! Haha then we came back here and had our shit n zit extravaganza. That's about it dudes! OH NO WAIT!! Haha so theres this kid @ work and he is a 25 yr old law student and he asked my mom if he could take me to lunch sometime this week haha. He's a nice kid not too cute but w/e. However i don't like nice boys I like the ones that break my heart (assholes) Haha ok well thats it for now folks I'll be back sooner or later! Muah*
Trish: Kel I gotta shit (with no pants on)
Kel: Well I gotta pop a zit
Both of us race for the bathroom
Trish: Kel it' won't come out!!
Kel: PUSH HARDER TRISH!
Trish: Here it comes listen for the plop
Kel leans her head towards the toilet
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::PLOP::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Kel: YES!! My zit just popped too!
Trish: OMG THAT SMELLS SO BAD!
Kel gets the lysol and starts sprayin it towards Trish's ass
Trish: I hate when you wipe and theres no shit on the toilet paper
Kel laughing hysterically
Kel: Don't u hate it when sometimes ur in a rush and u wipe forward and the shit goes in your crotch and u have to wipe some more to get rid of it
Trish: No I was potty trained to wipe front to back all the time.
Kel: oh (feeling like an asshole)
Hahahaha fun times takin a shit and poppin a zit. Thats how you know ur tight with someone.
Anyways... Today was a pretty shitty day (until now) I worked all day as usual and I hated it. Then me n my mom got in a fight and I was crying at work bc she was being mean to me. So then I went to ECC to take my stupid placement exam and it was so hard and Im gunna be in all retard classes. So then my dad picked me up and me n him got in a fight bc he was tryin to discourage me from going to Beauty School bc he said I'm not gunna make any money. He obviously has NO idea what he is talking ab. Then he told me that I have to move out when I turn 18 which is like a month away so i was like K COOL!!! So then I hung out with kellie and it was a fun fucking time. We went and dropped her mom off at Tom's house and then just drove around and smoked some cigs and Kellie dropped her stoag and it burned her in the crotch so now she has 2 holes to fuck!! YESSS line up boys and take a number only 2 @ a time!! We saw this boy while we were driving and he looked like Mic so we stopped but it wasn't Mic and Kellie goes "oh no ur not Mic" then we drove away and they beeped @ us and me and Kel were like NOPE SORRY!! Haha then we came back here and had our shit n zit extravaganza. That's about it dudes! OH NO WAIT!! Haha so theres this kid @ work and he is a 25 yr old law student and he asked my mom if he could take me to lunch sometime this week haha. He's a nice kid not too cute but w/e. However i don't like nice boys I like the ones that break my heart (assholes) Haha ok well thats it for now folks I'll be back sooner or later! Muah*