10 things to keep in mind...
1. Never let your sister know you're having a secret relationship
2. Always have your boyfriend's mother in a happy mood
3. Never, by any chance, tell your mother about you and your boyfriend talking in private
4. Following # 3, tell a truthful lie to your mother when you don't want her to know the whole truth
5. Try to keep the peace when a problem arises between your sister and your boyfriend's stepfather
6. Following # 5, if there is a problem, solve it quickly, or else, there will be a divorce
7. Try always to stay calm when you talk to your sister about the problem
8. Following # 7, if that doesn't work, grovel
9. Beg to the Lord that your boyfriend doesn't move back to Hialeah
10. Following # 9, kill your sister if he does: it's her fault
2. Always have your boyfriend's mother in a happy mood
3. Never, by any chance, tell your mother about you and your boyfriend talking in private
4. Following # 3, tell a truthful lie to your mother when you don't want her to know the whole truth
5. Try to keep the peace when a problem arises between your sister and your boyfriend's stepfather
6. Following # 5, if there is a problem, solve it quickly, or else, there will be a divorce
7. Try always to stay calm when you talk to your sister about the problem
8. Following # 7, if that doesn't work, grovel
9. Beg to the Lord that your boyfriend doesn't move back to Hialeah
10. Following # 9, kill your sister if he does: it's her fault