Life is an ugly, awful place not to have a best friend.
Molly Anne Hoffman Shapiro. I've attempted to sum up your/our amazing-ness in one short paragraph. The way our friendship began is quite funny, let's just leave it at "peach-o's." Thank goodness for that, otherwise my life would be so boring. Even though it pisses the fuck out of me when you're a grammar whore, I heart you. We'll have a lot of good times with Jefferson. We have experienced the best, suckiest, and funniest shit together like: screaming at sxe kids, ayyyy sexxxy, drawing you pictures, adventures on rinaldi, z pizza employment applications, sobe green tea, lasicka's mom almost killing us in the car, "kidnapping" lasicka, dvll, long sex talks with margie, swimming peach-o's, very wonderful conversation with my dad, hugging lasicka, dubbing me as japanese, you stealing my crutches with elliott, incense, roxy walking into rr, late nights with fredrick, homecoming (after), having BO, squiggly worms, kind of meeting murray from clueless, annoying sns, lilo and stitch costumes (minus lilo), salad fingers, text messaging, and most importantly *points finger up and draws a squiggly line*. You're the epitome of an awesome friend and definitely a gs. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ♥
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