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getting started on my letter to Santa early this year . . . just had to post this
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I set fedoragoddess's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November boner519 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I put money in soosha_q's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I pushed voidoid in the mud (-17 points). In February I helped cnotte hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-292 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tropicalkitten
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I set fedoragoddess's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November boner519 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I put money in soosha_q's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I pushed voidoid in the mud (-17 points). In February I helped cnotte hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-292 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tropicalkitten