Well, it's not completely healed yet, but it's definitely getting there. I this will probably qualify in under a week by the time it's done. No, don't expect me to document them all this way. I was just doing this because we were all curious just how long it would take.
Also note that not all bruising/play is equal. I had a friend bite me pretty deeply on my righ underarm a while back and it took three weeks for that bruise to completely heal. So... YMMV