014 ♋ Voice

Sep 29, 2011 21:31

[ have some audio of coughing and sneezing. ]

Fucking changes in weather. Couldn't have [ sneezes ] cursed me with the goddamn desire to get some fucking coats or shit, huh?

God. Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep.

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dorkways October 1 2011, 16:03:35 UTC
Dad always said cake makes your colds better but I think he made that up so I would eat more.

Do you want want anything, though? I can bring you some movies!

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trollsbackwards October 1 2011, 16:06:52 UTC
I believe it.

[ sniff. ]

But why would I want your shit taste in movies?

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dorkways October 1 2011, 16:08:51 UTC
Noooo, I mean, movies you want! [rolls eyes] You're sick and I am your buddy so I will try to make you feel better!

And not laugh at you.

But that's kind of hard. [snicker]

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trollsbackwards October 1 2011, 16:17:56 UTC
Laugh at me and I'll kick your sorry ass out. I'm in no fucking mood to be mocked.

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dorkways October 1 2011, 16:19:53 UTC
I won't! I am making valiant efforts. Just for you, Mr. Grumps.

So, do you want me to bring you anything or not? I've got some shoddy extra blanket we never use I could give you.

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trollsbackwards October 1 2011, 16:22:02 UTC
Don't I feel oh so fucking special...

[ a pause. sigh. and a sneeze. ]

Bring whatever you want.

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dorkways October 1 2011, 17:27:50 UTC
Okay! Hehe, boy, you are in for a treat! [GOING TO BRING HIS 'EGBERT SUPER SPECIAL SICK BUDDY PACKAGE SURPRISE'!!!]

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trollsbackwards October 2 2011, 01:19:21 UTC
I'll ready something for me to bash my fucking skull against just in case.

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dorkways October 2 2011, 12:48:08 UTC
[after a few minutes...KNOCK KNOCK]

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trollsbackwards October 2 2011, 16:42:14 UTC
[ and he's in the process of tossing out empty ice cream containers. ]

Come in, fuckass.

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dorkways October 3 2011, 01:14:15 UTC
[strolls in!] Hi Karkat! [and then puts down his bag. and it goes THUNK and looks heavy as shit. because it is.]

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trollsbackwards October 3 2011, 03:32:00 UTC
[ one moment for Karkat to grab a tissue and blow his nose. ]

Holy shit, what all did you bring?

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dorkways October 3 2011, 10:20:59 UTC
I came prepared! [raises eyebrows and opens up the bag slowly]

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trollsbackwards October 4 2011, 22:33:41 UTC
Prepared for what? The fucking trollpocolypse?

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dorkways October 5 2011, 11:27:56 UTC
I was thinking you being sick is probably something along that, so yeah, kinda!

[starts unpacking! starts with a huge extra blanket, a jumbo bag of cheetos, 4 cans of coke...]

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trollsbackwards October 5 2011, 19:41:39 UTC
[ SNEEZES. ]

John, how the fuck is all that junk food shit going to be helpful?

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