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[trollsbackwards]

Why is it you fucking humans are so goddamn soft and fucking malleable? I swear to fucking god that I go to poke this monstrosity that should be a fucking husk instead of pink flesh and the goddamn nub soaks in a bit. What the hell!?

No claws. No horns. Fuck, even their teeth are fucking blunt as a subjuggulator's club. How the flying fuck humans

Comments

[dorkways]

Haha, oh god. Is what think is happening actually happening?

[homofuckiens]

And just what the fuck do you think is happening.

[dorkways]

It kinds sounds like you're human!

[homofuckiens]

Shut the fuck up!

[dorkways]

You totally are, aren't you.

[homofuckiens]

No!

[dorkways]

You are, because you just told me to shut up instead of trying to insult me!

[homofuckiens]

John Egbert you are a nookslupring hornjerking bulgelicking son of a bitch.

[dorkways]

Hahaha, wow, you always get so creative with those. But nope, now you're just saying that to try and throw me off!

But I am not stupiiiiiid.

[homofuckiens]

...

No, you really are the most fucking braindead one of them all.

[dorkways]

You're just jealous of my superior taste in movies.

[homofuckiens]

This is fucking stupid.

[dorkways]

I want to see.

[homofuckiens]

No.

[dorkways]

Why not?? Now we could be human palhonchos!

[homofuckiens]

No, because I am not fucking human.